Saturday, 4 October 2008

Unlucky Fried Kitten Web-Site Guide


Maybe you are looking for that special something

Are you lost in space amongst the interweb

We have hints…and tips…and cheats…and pointers

Nosin’ around…ha ha…we can help you baby

Unlucky Fried Kitten Website Guide*

Unlucky Fried Kitten Website Guide.* is rather fascinating if you need to know the operationals

at you can learn proper grammar…like what I speak…it’s pretty fundamental

* is for the spooky people…spectres, ghosts and ectoplasmic happiness

or maybe will help you with your haunting…could be a scream…for the non-believer


at you can relive your childhood…click and drag and colour in your favourite pics is for the Gouda-gourmet…cheddar and cream…for all you Edam-nibblers

* is for the Nessie lovers…amazing real-life photos of the sea-life strange is packed with crunchy cliches…… a little hint of your demise

*…come and get your robots…build one from a kit and then away you go for scams on current world events…no turning back…don’t forget the ampersand


So…there goes the first draft for a new Unlucky Fried Kitten song called “Unlucky Fried Kitten Web-Site Guide” It sounds better with the music…believe me. Written by Unlucky Fried Kitten singer Andy Export in the confines of his Maidstone terraced house. Quite a basic 4-chord job. not much more to say.

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