Saturday 4 October 2008

Unlucky Fried Kitten Web-Site Guide

UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WEB-SITE GUIDE

Maybe you are looking for that special something

Are you lost in space amongst the interweb

We have hints…and tips…and cheats…and pointers

Nosin’ around…ha ha…we can help you baby

Unlucky Fried Kitten Website Guide*

Unlucky Fried Kitten Website Guide.*

howstuffworks.com is rather fascinating if you need to know the operationals

at englishclub.net you can learn proper grammar…like what I speak…it’s pretty fundamental

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ghostvillage.com is for the spooky people…spectres, ghosts and ectoplasmic happiness

or maybe ghosts.org will help you with your haunting…could be a scream…for the non-believer

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at coloring.com you can relive your childhood…click and drag and colour in your favourite pics

ilovecheese.com is for the Gouda-gourmet…cheddar and cream…for all you Edam-nibblers

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theshadowlands.net is for the Nessie lovers…amazing real-life photos of the sea-life strange

westegg.com is packed with crunchy cliches…deathclock.com… a little hint of your demise

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robotstore.com…come and get your robots…build one from a kit and then away you go

parascope.com for scams on current world events…no turning back…don’t forget the ampersand

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So…there goes the first draft for a new Unlucky Fried Kitten song called “Unlucky Fried Kitten Web-Site Guide” It sounds better with the music…believe me. Written by Unlucky Fried Kitten singer Andy Export in the confines of his Maidstone terraced house. Quite a basic 4-chord job. not much more to say.